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Top 10 Most Hilarious Patrick Star Quotes
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He may be stupid, but he’s also dumb. For this list, we are looking at the best Patrick Star quotes from everyone's favourite Nickleodeon show! Our list includes such lines as, Firmly Grasp It, It's Not In My Wallet, Who You Callin' Pinhead?, The Inner Machinations of My Mind Are an Enigma, and more. Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks for the Top 10 Patrick Star Quotes.

List Entries and Rank:
10. “We Should Take Bikini Bottom and Push It Somewhere Else.”
9. “It’s Not My Wallet.”
8. “Firmly Grasp It.”
7. “Who You Callin’ Pinhead?”
6. “Don’t Touch Me, I’m Sterile.”
5. “The Inner Machinations of My Mind Are an Enigma.”
4. “W for Wumbo.”
3, 2, 1: ???

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Comments 1620 Comments

Liam Weddell
What about oh so this is what I get for working overtime?!
8:43 just do what I do when I have problems...SCREAAAM❗❗❗❗❗
Chelsie Hennessy
"SpongeBob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up. Keep you on your toes."
Actually mayonaise is an insturment look up mayonaise is an insturment and be amazed
Larissa Gamm
Wumbo was my favorite growing up
mabuchi kyouma
Is this the part where we start kicking ?
Dream Journal Projects
The funniest part of "Band Geeks" was when Patrick and Sandy got into a fight. When Patrick returned with a trumpet between his head and neck, I laughed so hard!
Sam Curry
"Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on."
Bryson Robinson
*HoW DArE yoU sAy MAyonNaiSE ISn'T an inSTRAmenT*
Double M 11/08
Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height will be enough to kill me.
Sebastião Jerónimo
Patrick "I love you"
*closes door
Devon Chisolm
There’s more than 10.
Decepticon Vendetta
Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
#7 still gets me😂😂😂😂first i saw it was in the auditorium with my class. the whole auditorium was in tears
LMFAOOOO #9 the way his arms wiggled before manray slammed him
Cedric Martin
The classics never gets old.
Charizard Master
No this is blastoise
Aidan Green
Eric Gorgen
Hey! We are not chickens.

*gasps* my popcorn."eats like a chicken"
Gabriel Mutombo
I wumbo
You wumbo
He she me wumbo
The study of wumbo its first grade
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