Furry Nopes, Grizlords, & Murder r/Mildlyinfuriating | my day is ruined 2 days ago   00:54

Time to talk about the furry nope (bears), also called the danger floof, big forest pupper, or murder carpet. There are many kinds, like the raccoon bear, cobra bear, and murder cottonball. Then there's the fiercest furry nope of all—the grizlord. And watch out for doggos—they're looking to bamboozle you.

Next up is bear anatomy. Most dangerous are the huggers, skull crushers, and the gulper. Then there's the big ol' sniffer. It finds honey bunches of nope, blub blub doggos, human food, and...humans. Then there's the little toe beans, and the cutest part of of all: the nub.

If you're outside and you see a murder carpet with its little murder babies, just nope on outta there. Nope, nope, nope.

Some animals might look like furry nopes, but they're not, like the noodle bear, trash panda, gummy bear, and teddy bear. Also, tree floofs are not furry nopes, since they don't meet the koala-fications.

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Comments 1027 Comments

Briley Ross
-jUST noPe On OuttA ThEre-
Elani Aniyvwia
Watch out for the murder carpet with its skull crushers!!! And what ever you do, don’t disturb a grizlord!!!!
Danielle Harkness
Bamboozled again!!
I missed being bamboozled!!!
Kizune Chao
Nonie Star
This is the best ad I have ever seen...
Ayana Jane
00:47 "they don't meet the koalafications"

Why'd I laugh? I'm sure I don't know...
Tacclynx The Pawsome Lynx
I love the bamboozled again at 0:12
Lily Goedeke
Doggo *_bamboozled again_*
Eric Zim
I love his vidyos
gamer that is of the female gender
BEARboozled again
Bryan G
Human food is repetitive
That feeling when you need a UML Chart design-tool, and then remember this one exists from all the great ads it had.

Lily Raynor
0:39 Don't call him a raccoon
Gameknight 995
The koalafications

Gameknight 995
Trash panda
I just love the tone of voice at 0:30 when he says "Oh, and beware if you see a Murder Carpet and its little Murder Babies, Just nope on outta there"
I just realised this is what good advertising is
Mochii Moo
*bam. boozled. again.*
Red Zealot
Muchas bamboozling in the grizlord land
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