Trump's Accomplishments, Cat Pee Parasite - Monologue Donald Trump is Right "A WALL 1 day ago   03:26

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Trump's Accomplishments, Cat Pee Parasite - Monologue- Late Night with Seth Meyers

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Sapphire Riddles
Trump would TOTALLY trade for magic beans.
Adam Bartlett
Hey all, just a heads up that parasites is far worse then any realize, 1st it's pandemic in raccoons now (so now unavailable) & belong to a group of parasites known as zombifying parasites & is the most likely thing to be able to cause a zombie outbreak. Oh well, at least the media finally noticed that it's way more dangerous to humans they we used to think.

Max Cameron
I feel so bad that my parents have to live through this presidency in their older age... but then again, I feel bad for myself having to live through this while I’m young. Such memories I will have
michael eli
02:29 I noticed you 're doing more of these and I love it!
Jon Emery
Donnie Bone-Spur---An Idiot Is An Idiot and you are the biggest idiot that ever lived !!!!!!!!
Spike Mogy
Haha! Seth was on point in this one.
I just call it a stupid wall...
Is the peen/pee'n/however it's spelled (pin? as in Pinterest, just pronounced wrong?) slang for something or a social network we don't have / didn't get here in Europe?
Sasha T.
I know he is senile now. How do you accomplish the military.
David Birch
I actually winced at the ant joke.
Es ist schade, dass Stormy kein Mörder Kondom mit Trump verwendet hat.

Dies ist ein Film, für den ich bezahlen würde

Ich lache so viel, weil es lustig ist.
Rowena Ledanson
that Baxter joke is hilarious :D
R. Whitaker
Poor little Baxter 🐕
Erin Rutherford
Pretty solid jokes tonight
Jennifer Gridley
Especially his 🐜😂😂😂😂😂
Antonio Fuentes
Ben Affleck sux
Debra Clinkscale
I liked the cockroach joke.... I like that we don't always take ourselves so seriously!!! Gotta enjoy the ride, even during this time.
James Harris
Why don't we all start calling him Don "Slats-Man" Trump? Or just "Slats-Man".
I learned a hard lesson over this idiot kumquat . NEVER TALK POLITICS WITH FAMILY . My sister is my bff. But two weeks ago I ask her what she thought of our president . She said she didn't care anything about politics , because she couldn't do anything about it . She said she had not watched any of his press conferences , didn't care. So I told her what I thought of our orange blob, BIG MISTAKE . It's been a sad two weeks for me.
Thomas Jennings
Last we don’t call it a wall this we week call it a wall....
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Donald Trump is Right "A WALL Trump's Accomplishments, Cat Pee Parasite - Monologue 1 day ago   04:43

Trump tweeted 11 times before 10 AM as he is making plans to declare a national emergency on the border. He wrote 'Let's just call them WALLS from now on and stop playing political games! A WALL is a WALL!' It's interesting that he would elect to write that, because someone once told us, it doesn't matter what they're called.

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Donald Trump is Right "A WALL is a WALL!"

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