Ali Siddiq’s White Neighbors Keep Tone Bell - The Worst Punishment 1 day ago   09:11

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Ali Siddiq describes the epidemic of his white neighbors falling off their roofs and explains why he thinks a U.S.-Mexico border wall is a terrible idea. (Contains strong language.)

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Skyler _rads
black&grown..left me and imma show you when i get outside😂😂😂😂
Swaba Mungo
Awesome tip👓😂😂
Ancient Dolphin Tofu Almond Man from the 70s
Somebody got a fresh tattoo
Ariana
this crowd did not give him the recognition he deserved
Jenje
I like how all the mad faces ended up laughing
Tg forever
anybody eles notice how dude at 2:13 look like an left one of his drunk friends in a fountain xD
Rudy Cota
Build the wall Trump. 2020
John Preston
Very funny but I can't find the video of people being catapulted.
intl_bohemian
Lol that was good
Joel Murungi
Damn Ted you got the wrong shoes on. *Mexicans got on boots* Only real Ali fans will get this.
Uwontregretit101
Thr near sighted joke was funny as hell .but the audience was dry. 85% of the audience still wonderung when he gonna get up and stay standing. So the joke go over there heads
Hollywood Horror
The best story I've heard all year is the Mexicans are stealing parts of the wall to add to their homes for protection.
Michelle
I have watched this like 50 times and I still die laughing at the sound he makes when he falls off the roof!!! I'm laughing now just thinking about it! And that catapult part slays me the rest of the way out!!! I love this guy
bas am
I’m still waiting for a joke, a single one ☝🏼 just one
Stackie Robinson
I say that all the time about present-day California once being Mexico before. Like why build a wall to keep a specific group of people out, although in actuality they're the ones that belong here. But anyways, Ali is golden 👌🏽.
BiG Al
0:03 *LOOK AT HIS PLASTIC ARM*
Love It's Only Baby Scars
He sounds like got damn zo
durpcreep
This video is posted by the CC stand up account, but he only stood for about 15 seconds total. That's like 90+% sit-down comedy.
2nr02b
Help me find the catapulting video pls
Samantha Williams
FUCK A WALL... MY PEOPLE DONT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT NUTHEN BUT OUR OWN...THATS THE PROBLEM... U CONCERN URSELF WITH UTHAS BUT UR OWN...
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Tone Bell - The Worst Punishment Ali Siddiq’s White Neighbors Keep 1 day ago   13:37

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After stealing from his teacher, Tone Bell dreads his father’s brutal whupping. (Contains strong language.)

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