Trump’s Leaked Private Schedule SOTU 2019 May Be Over, But the 2020 2 days ago   05:17

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President Trump unveils a dubious defense of his plan to withdraw from Syria, and his leaked schedule suggests he spends most of his day doing nothing.

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Kathrin Bauer
The country's becoming too soft? Remind me again why Trump didn't serve in the military. What was the terrible disease that prevented him from doing it?
Debbie Richardson
This guy needs to go to speech class. He has no room to down on others.
MaiAolei
To think that what we have suffered the last two years was the result of only 33% activity ...!
Furry Sparkle
Continuing American Progress in egalitarianism, We present our Special Needs President!
Dee Lg
@1:27 they all look like paid actors !!
Diane Nuts
And I bet Don Lemon humps your ass
Hayley Moritz
The instant I heard "unstructured executive time" I pictured Trump drawing border walls with crayons.
KandaPanda
....can we be done, please?
Orlando Salgado
Reading the true!!
Eliseo Ramirez
Lol thts ur president right there... thank all those trump supporters and All the ones tht went to trump university that thinks like him lol
M. Ismail Abbasi
Yea i guess it is only beautiful when someone else’s kids r playing but when his own kids not so much
Merriel Johnson
Trevor Noahs best.
blondwiththewind
This was not hard to piece out. I've been writing comments for about a year about the POTUS working very little. More than a year ago there were reports from a White House staff member who stated that the POTUS spends each morning in his PJs watching TV in his private rooms...and SOMETIMES YELLING AT THE TV when his "ratings" are low. There's been a LOT of chatter about the FACT that DJT DOES NOT ATTEND THE MORNING SECURITY BRIEFINGS. Then we knew that he HARDLY EVER HAS A MORNING MEETING....and most of his AFTERNOON SESSIONS START OUT WITH A LUNCHEON MEETING (which essentially means low productivity...blended in with socializing).
HE DOES NOT STUDY SITUATIONS OR CONSIDER INFORMATION ON IMPORTANT ISSUES BECAUSE HE JUST SIMPLY BELIEVES (like any dunce would) HE IS THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.
SEVERAL AFTERNOONS A WEEK HE IS OUT ON THE GOLF COURSE.....and on WEEKENDS HE AND HIS ANTOURAGE TRAVEL TO FLORIDA (at great EXPENSE TO THE TAXPAYERS of the USA). He goes to POLITICAL RALLYs seemingly CONSTANTLY.......which to my mind means he's actually been CAMPAIGNING SINCE THE INAUGURATION ON WORK TIME AND AT THE TAXPAYER'S EXPENSE!!!!
By my "rough" estimations: ON THE DAYS HE ACTUALLY WORKS AT ALL.....HE'S ONLY "WORKING" ABOUT THREE HOURS.

HE DOES NOT SEEM THE SLIGHTEST BIT CONCERNED ABOUT HIMSELF BEING THE LAZIEST SO-CALLED POTUS EVER.............AND DESPITE HIS BOASTFUL ASSERTIONS (AKA: LIES) HIS "PRODUCTIVITY" IS FAR BELOW PAR WHEN COMPARED TO ANY PAST PRESIDENT.

WE HAVE A LAZY DUNCE FOR PRESIDENT.
Alexander Fisher
Well, I guess the only way someone would want to be Trump's friend is right after a concussion.
deepblue64
It would be better if 80:% of his time he would play with Lego...
John Quinn
Trevor you've really become the democraps bitch mouthpiece hav'nt you.
Klyntar Kenny
Trumps Schedule:

Wake up
Go to McDonald’s
Watch Fox and Friends
Go to KFC for lunch
Have phone sex with Sean Hannity
Make some more “empty promises” to public
Get a foot massage from Sara Huckabee
Hit up Burger King
Rant on Twitter
Pop a viagra and go on pornhub
Hit up the Waffle House
Go to bed crying while watching CNN
TRob ARob
45 never said his ET is working for the AmeriKKKan people. He's working for himself, during those times.
Dak Lamerbusch
I'm with Trevor here! Let the liddle guy tire himself out playing Candyland with Barron so the ADULTS can . . . fuck with America just as bad. Ugh. "The Best People" indeed.
Harnis MJ Infinity
Lmao trump is the biggest idiot ever elected
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SOTU 2019 May Be Over, But the 2020 Trump’s Leaked Private Schedule 2 days ago   09:23

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While the State of the Union left some people snoozing, Democrats are all-hands-on-deck ahead of the 2020 elections as presidential front-runners keep up their hustle and prospective candidates tease runs of their own.

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